The blog says:

"Poison Ivy spotted a very intoxicated Justin Timberlake at Avenue nightclub in New York's Chelsea district Monday night, kissing, holding hands and canoodling with an unknown brunette in a white hat."

"Timberlake was so limber off Patron shots that he started dancing alone atop his booth (see top photo). He also treated guests (including Lindsay Lohan and Owen Wilson) to a three-minute breakdance in which he rolled around the floor and accidentally crashed into surrounding patrons."

"Lohan, just a few feet from the scene, Tweeted when she saw JT with the brunette around three a.m.: "...where's jb [Jessica Biel] cheater?" she wrote."

Admittedly, this story is based on the musings of a blog i've never heard of and the twitter from an actress so full of shit she would argue that green is red, but hey! Justin Timberlake has one of the smuggest faces known to man and there's a couple of photos to back it up. Kind of.

More interestingly though - is that Adam Sandler kissing a man in the second pic?! Swear to god it is...