Girlfriend looks like she's just about to iceskate.

I don't mean to be bitchy, but as I sit here in the same pair of jeans i've worn for 6 years I feel fully qualified to comment on a Hollywood star's unwise choice of dress. People will tell you my knack for accessorizing is to die for.

PEOPLE: "Did you put that vest with those sandals?"

ME: "u-huh"

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