Heather Mills opens vegan cafe

Give her a leg up

Sun, 05/07/2009 - 11:25 by HM writer

Heather Mills was being her usual understated self and climbed onto the roof of her new vegan restaurant, VBites, for the grand opening in Hove. And don't the customers just look delighted (after all everyone would rather have a vegan cafe than a fish and chip shop which the place was originally)? We bet Paul McCartney's thinking his £24 million pounds is being well spent..

Heather Mills, Paul McCartney

Comments

Jeez, Mopsa. I hate her too, but do you have to put down vegans and vegan cafes as well? What does that have to do with her being a gold-digging bitch anyway? There's nothing wrong with veganism. No one's shoving it down your throat, so get over it already!
Smitten Tue, 06/07/2010 - 03:17
Did chewing on Sir Pauls meat turn her veggie?
carbon cowboy Fri, 17/07/2009 - 18:29
We were so close to losing her...

Health & Safety alert - wearing MBTs to climb a ladder and stand on a roof with only one good leg, where was a strong gust of wind when you needed it on the English coast :-( .
snowdog Mon, 06/07/2009 - 21:08
Shit, i've woken up in 2002
dickmarsh Mon, 06/07/2009 - 18:17
What a mess that divorce was. Sir Paul will think twice before going down on one knee again...
molesworthy Mon, 06/07/2009 - 12:59
I'm surprised no-one's done the "Hop off and get us a coffee, love" gag yet....
Blartmonster Mon, 06/07/2009 - 10:28
She might be as mad as a box of frogs but she's not that bad looking. One of the least unpleasant celebrity shags, I'm sure. That short arse twat McCuntery didn't hesitate getting in balls deep did he? (Oh Mr HM, deleting my Beatles-dying-off-in-reverse-order-of-talent gag! Everyone loves it!)
Blartmonster Mon, 06/07/2009 - 10:27
Do your research it was a cafe not a fish & chip shop. Serving up quality fry-ups & grub to all the local families and kids who would play down by the lagoon. The only saving grace is its in the middle of no where so no one will travel there apart from to point at the bint.
PIGCITY Mon, 06/07/2009 - 09:12
Was going to do try about a leg of (mutton dressed as) lamb but can't be arsed.
dandyboy Mon, 06/07/2009 - 01:12
Unidexters don't jump Beefy.

They discard the prosthetic limb and then just keel over the edge.
carter Sun, 05/07/2009 - 22:26
Jump, JUMP!...you cunt!
Mr Beefy Sun, 05/07/2009 - 17:20

Jump, JUMP!...you cunt!
Mr Beefy Sun, 05/07/2009 - 17:20
Unidexters don't jump Beefy.

They discard the prosthetic limb and then just keel over the edge.
carter Sun, 05/07/2009 - 22:26
Was going to do try about a leg of (mutton dressed as) lamb but can't be arsed.
dandyboy Mon, 06/07/2009 - 01:12
Do your research it was a cafe not a fish & chip shop. Serving up quality fry-ups & grub to all the local families and kids who would play down by the lagoon. The only saving grace is its in the middle of no where so no one will travel there apart from to point at the bint.
PIGCITY Mon, 06/07/2009 - 09:12
She might be as mad as a box of frogs but she's not that bad looking. One of the least unpleasant celebrity shags, I'm sure. That short arse twat McCuntery didn't hesitate getting in balls deep did he? (Oh Mr HM, deleting my Beatles-dying-off-in-reverse-order-of-talent gag! Everyone loves it!)
Blartmonster Mon, 06/07/2009 - 10:27
I'm surprised no-one's done the "Hop off and get us a coffee, love" gag yet....
Blartmonster Mon, 06/07/2009 - 10:28
What a mess that divorce was. Sir Paul will think twice before going down on one knee again...
molesworthy Mon, 06/07/2009 - 12:59
Shit, i've woken up in 2002
dickmarsh Mon, 06/07/2009 - 18:17
We were so close to losing her...

Health & Safety alert - wearing MBTs to climb a ladder and stand on a roof with only one good leg, where was a strong gust of wind when you needed it on the English coast :-( .
snowdog Mon, 06/07/2009 - 21:08
Did chewing on Sir Pauls meat turn her veggie?
carbon cowboy Fri, 17/07/2009 - 18:29
Jeez, Mopsa. I hate her too, but do you have to put down vegans and vegan cafes as well? What does that have to do with her being a gold-digging bitch anyway? There's nothing wrong with veganism. No one's shoving it down your throat, so get over it already!
Smitten Tue, 06/07/2010 - 03:17