WAIT! THERE'S MORE!
Sun, 05/07/2009 - 11:25 By Mopsa
Big Brother winner Pete Bennett gets married, amazing photos
P Diddy pays tribute to Notorious BIG by acting like an absolute cockend
Peaches Geldof and Eli Roth continue their thinly-veiled bout of self validation
Ronnie Wood visits the country with girlfriend, look like murderers
Jennifer Aniston & Gerard Butler get sexy for W Magazine ahead of Bounty Hunter release
Elton John's Oscar party, posh looks drunk, Cowell's breasts
Chanelle Hayes still pregnant, goes out with Robbie Coltrane
Take That's Mark Owen gets busted for 10 affairs
Daisy Lowe slips into a swimsuit and pair of hot-pants for Louis Vuitton bag campaign
Holy Moly gets a live birds eye view of Bex BB's backside.X Factor's Lloyd Daniels gets a Holy Moly InterrogationX Factor: Holy Moly interrogates Danyl Johnson 
X Factor's Rachel Adedeji gets the Holy Moly Interrogation
Katie Price sends saucy texts to Brazilian toyboy Andre Pinto
X Factor's Lucie Jones gets a Holy Moly Interrogation
When Holy Moly met JLS
How much is your sex tape worth?
What is so damn great about Blighty?
COMMENTS (10)
Jump, JUMP!...you cunt!
Unidexters don't jump Beefy.
They discard the prosthetic limb and then just keel over the edge.
Was going to do try about a leg of (mutton dressed as) lamb but can't be arsed.
Do your research it was a cafe not a fish & chip shop. Serving up quality fry-ups & grub to all the local families and kids who would play down by the lagoon. The only saving grace is its in the middle of no where so no one will travel there apart from to point at the bint.
She might be as mad as a box of frogs but she's not that bad looking. One of the least unpleasant celebrity shags, I'm sure. That short arse twat McCuntery didn't hesitate getting in balls deep did he? (Oh Mr HM, deleting my Beatles-dying-off-in-reverse-order-of-talent gag! Everyone loves it!)
I'm surprised no-one's done the "Hop off and get us a coffee, love" gag yet....
What a mess that divorce was. Sir Paul will think twice before going down on one knee again...
Shit, i've woken up in 2002
We were so close to losing her...
Health & Safety alert - wearing MBTs to climb a ladder and stand on a roof with only one good leg, where was a strong gust of wind when you needed it on the English coast :-( .
Did chewing on Sir Pauls meat turn her veggie?