Rather than keep her head down, keep her mouth shut and celebrate the fact that she got away with the most lucrative mugging of a pensioner in history, Heather Mills is still whining about how she was awarded a paltry amount following her divorce from Sir Paul McCartney. That paltry twenty odd million pounds just doesn't reflect the sheer hard work she put in during the marriage.

Here's a quote from Heather. When reading it, do remember that this appears to be a woman without an ironic bone in her body.

"I got five per cent of what we earned together in seven years. And we earned it together; I worked my butt off doing the tours and everything."

Yes, all Paul did was write some of the most lauded music of the twentieth century and perform it live on stage, the big shirker. Poor Heather worked her butt off, though some might say she has plenty of experience in this field.

Now, the multi-millionairess (who also 'earns' thousands an hour as an after-dinner speaker - good luck keeping that tiramisu down when she gets into full-on rant about how unfairly the world has treated her) is feeling a bit sorry for herself. Again.

"Everyone thinks I'm nuts because I speak the truth and I'm very outspoken. The meat industry hates me, the dairy industry hates me, the Beatle industry hates me, the landmine industry. So I have a lot of enemies out there. But I also have a lot of support."

Yes, about £25m of it, all fresh from Sir Paul Thumb-Aloft's bank account.