Too Many Broken Fingers
Fri, 31/10/2008 - 00:00 by chrisns
We're still trying to wok out if it's a bit of a (wet) dream... Jason Donovan reveals to Holy Moly, that due to an injury, he has had to change his masturbatory techniques.

So yesterday Matt and Paul, the intrepid HMTV team, went out to film none other than Jason Donovan - star of Echo Beach (ahem) and one time boner of Kylie.

 
His PR person prepared the team for his state of mind by saying he was "caffeined up to the eyeballs". Now, I'm no nutritionist, but he must have drank about 60 espressos to have been so "excitable"...

 

So we get chatting to him and he is on top form - really good chap (you'll see the interview on HMTV next week).

 

He raises the subject of his broken finger, to which Matt says "Has it made life difficult?"

 

"Why yes!" he said. "I have had to train myself to wank with my left hand!"

 

"..."

 

"The easiest way of training it is to wank standing up".

 

*PR person faints on floor*

 

Moles - is it easier wanking standing up? We aren't so sure...

 

GOOD WORK DONOVAN YOU BIG OLD ACE WANKER!

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