HAHAHAHAHA OH HAHAHAHAHA HE SO FUNNY!
Tue, 16/06/2009 - 13:30 by Mr. HM
If you were wondering what crazy capers Jack Black was going to get up to on the red carpet for the premiere of "Year One", the caveman/buddy movie thing, well wonder no more...

Here, my beautiful moles we get the full range of Jack's spectrum. Let's go through them one by one:

SERIOUS FACE. here, Jack is showing us with his finger that the number ONE is important. This is because the film is called YEar One. This fact is indisputable, hence the serious nature of Jack's face.
THE IRONIC CHUCKLE. Here Jack is showing that he is in on the joke. He's one of the guys. He knows you're all laughing at his funny tummy, but that's OK - he finds it equally as funny! hahahaha!
ROBOTIC! In this snap Jack is displaying a cultural reference point from the early 80s by doing a static robotic manoeuvre popular with 'breakdancers'. He is doing this both because he is having his picture taken next to an awkward teenager (this puts the boy at ease - he's being given a masterclass by his comedy sensei) and also because the public find it extraordinarily funny.
STRONGMAN. This is a common one for Jack, having spent most of Nachos Libre phoning in this face. Women find this face endearing and funny because, y'know - he's a fat guy pretending to be tough and handsome! hahaha!
Oh piss off Jack.

  • He's like a decoked, fake version of John Belushi. Unforgivable behaviour for a sober grown-up.

    forestmonkey Tue, 16/06/2009 - 22:22
  • What a Whata?

    Mr. HM Tue, 16/06/2009 - 16:22
  • I can do 6 if you include my cumface.

    Mr. HM Tue, 16/06/2009 - 16:21
  • i liked john candy much more

    elbow Tue, 16/06/2009 - 15:14
  • oy pricks, he fuckin rocks up a fucker AAND he looks like a fa me innit? so go get fucked hater zzzzzzzzzzzzzz

    dennisnilsen Tue, 16/06/2009 - 14:34
  • So Mr Holy Moly, how many facial expressions can you do then smartguy?

    And that 'awkward teenager' is his costar, Michael Cera. You may remember him from such films as Superbad and Juno. He was also in Arrested Development.

    BustySinclair Tue, 16/06/2009 - 14:23
  • Fucking hell has there ever been anyone more deserving of the Golden Cunt Award than this unendurable cocksucker?

    dames Tue, 16/06/2009 - 14:15
  • Fucking hell has there ever been anyone more deserving of the Golden Cunt Award than this unendurable cocksucker?

    dames Tue, 16/06/2009 - 14:15
  • So Mr Holy Moly, how many facial expressions can you do then smartguy?

    And that 'awkward teenager' is his costar, Michael Cera. You may remember him from such films as Superbad and Juno. He was also in Arrested Development.

    BustySinclair Tue, 16/06/2009 - 14:23
  • oy pricks, he fuckin rocks up a fucker AAND he looks like a fa me innit? so go get fucked hater zzzzzzzzzzzzzz

    dennisnilsen Tue, 16/06/2009 - 14:34
  • i liked john candy much more

    elbow Tue, 16/06/2009 - 15:14
  • I can do 6 if you include my cumface.

    Mr. HM Tue, 16/06/2009 - 16:21
  • What a Whata?

    Mr. HM Tue, 16/06/2009 - 16:22
  • He's like a decoked, fake version of John Belushi. Unforgivable behaviour for a sober grown-up.

    forestmonkey Tue, 16/06/2009 - 22:22

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