The pair drank Pink champagne at The Duke of Essex polo event in Epping Forest, which saw Jordan arriving by helicopter and nearly flashing the whole of Essex her lady garden in a leopard print top she wore as a dress. Jordan's best friend forever Michelle Heaton was there as was Anthony Costa.
The place was oozing with class...
Soup's up!
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COMMENTS (10)
Arseholes the lot of them.
Cuntery soupery. There should have been an RPG launched at the helicopter which could have crashed nicely in a blaze of glory - the thought of a charred Antony Costa is too much pleasure to consider
And who the fuck does Tweed think he is? Talking about living off the crumbs of the dead, he looks like a greasy louse just about to try and sell you a second-hand Jag. It's about time that cunt was back in chokey, isn't it?
What the fuck do the one-armed lesbian thief and that utter cuntwit Tweed actually do? Aside from earning a dirty living on the back of their cancer-ridden dead daughter/wife?
At least the classless cunts had the decency to dress like twats and neck gallons of pink Cava while remaining under the impression that it's posh champagne, innit. Tweed looks like a colourblind ape that's been booted through River Island's summer section, for fuck's sake.
On the other hand, it's nice to see the rich arsehole's game of polo is slowly being brought down by the chavs.
Polo for Pikies
Are you sure that's Jade's mother? It looks like Liam Neeson in drag.
Aaaah come on she's armless.... and can you imagine the HJ she'd be able to give you with that fucking bicep??
How else do you think she got it? Someone had to comfort Mr Tweed.
That would be like strapping your cock into one of them paint-mixing machines.
One good thing has come out of all this though - all the toffs have their elitest snobby days out marred by the great unwashed. Thats quite satisfactory as results go. We have to put up with Prince harry at gigs so why not? And was that Velibor Topic looking yummy in the background? Slurp!