Widower's pique
Thu, 09/07/2009 - 09:27 by Drake Scorpio
Nice to see that Max Clifford is all over Jack Tweed's image management making sure the 22-year-old doesn't do anything stupid. Oh...

Jack failed to turn up to a memorial service for Jade yesterday where a commemorative stone and bench were unveiled as he had a prior engagement to appear in a video for new girl group Bubble G (who look sub B*Witched by the looks of their website).

Jade's two sons, her mum Jackiey, her boyfriend and even Jack's brother managed to attend the ceremony in Bermondsey, but the grieving widower himself just couldn't let down the girl group, whom he'd previously promised he would make it, because he was only given 24-hours' notice.

But it was all OK in the end though because Jack made up for it later in the day.... by taking his grief to Movida with Bianca Gascoigne.

And what's that stain on her dress (pic7)? Is that her breast leaking or has Jack got a bit excited in the taxi?

  • This is just cruel. Grief affects us all in different ways. In the last year he's probably been buggered senseless by soapdroppers inside HMPS, faced the loss of a loved one and had to face the sight of Jackiey Budden's minge. Give the lad some room.

    SelectiveInvective Sun, 12/07/2009 - 20:54
  • Classy pics.... And that is SO a piss stain - the colour and region are a dead giveaway. I would have said "you can see the class oozing out of her" but that would have just been too much...

    Blartmonster Thu, 09/07/2009 - 17:31
  • Like, it's a surprise to some about the calibre and pedigree of this cunt; I mean most of us had little time for Goody, but next to this piece of inconsequential shit, she was Princess Di. This gold-digging fucker is the lowest of the low, he can't even get through a few months since she popped off before revealing his true self. Not even worth a bullet or the swipe of the ubiquitous machete.. I can't work out (apart from the obvious bank account) how any woman of self-worth would go within touching distance of the twat

    Blartmonster Thu, 09/07/2009 - 17:27
  • ... and the fat fugly chav buried out of the way, don't forget, Dandy....

    Blartmonster Thu, 09/07/2009 - 17:23
  • I always avoid pink to avoid this faux pas, hasn't she heard of panty liners, having said that and to be fair the outfit wasn't designed with "spending a penny" in mind. Who is she by the way? Kate Middleton?

    bystander Thu, 09/07/2009 - 17:16
  • Who is paying cash money to this piece of discharge to appear in things? Stop it!

    BustySinclair Thu, 09/07/2009 - 15:20
  • No knickers? just press your dress against yourself dear.

    Henry_McCarty Thu, 09/07/2009 - 15:02
  • Out of jail and cash in the bank, life's looking up for him.

    dandyboy Thu, 09/07/2009 - 14:00
  • maybe there was no toilet roll left and Bianca had to "drip-dry"

    Sauce_Pot Thu, 09/07/2009 - 13:51
  • If you married that inconsequntial oaf, I think you'd have paid your debt and have every right in the world to get fucked up

    crosby99 Thu, 09/07/2009 - 13:14
  • Wife dead... Check
    Money in the bank... Check

    Right! Let's fuck some whores!

    sickofcelebs Thu, 09/07/2009 - 12:00
  • If someone can locate me a Sniper Rifle I will gladly end this awful cunts live for good.

    chriswah Thu, 09/07/2009 - 12:00
  • Shame Dick is banned he would have an excellent comment for this story.

    All I can say is ewwww sweaty/pissy minge so not a good look.

    azur36 Thu, 09/07/2009 - 11:24
  • "Is that her breast leaking?"
    Since when were breasts located in the minge-area? Surely you'd be better off asking "has she dribbled some piss?" or even, "did Bianca get a bit excited in the taxi?" Honestly, HM, come on.

    tescopop Thu, 09/07/2009 - 09:59
  • and it's not a dress it's a playsuit. i'll shut up now.

    paxtonwhitehead Thu, 09/07/2009 - 09:37
  • B*witched

    paxtonwhitehead Thu, 09/07/2009 - 09:35
  • B*witched

    paxtonwhitehead Thu, 09/07/2009 - 09:35
  • and it's not a dress it's a playsuit. i'll shut up now.

    paxtonwhitehead Thu, 09/07/2009 - 09:37
  • "Is that her breast leaking?"
    Since when were breasts located in the minge-area? Surely you'd be better off asking "has she dribbled some piss?" or even, "did Bianca get a bit excited in the taxi?" Honestly, HM, come on.

    tescopop Thu, 09/07/2009 - 09:59
  • Shame Dick is banned he would have an excellent comment for this story.

    All I can say is ewwww sweaty/pissy minge so not a good look.

    azur36 Thu, 09/07/2009 - 11:24
  • If someone can locate me a Sniper Rifle I will gladly end this awful cunts live for good.

    chriswah Thu, 09/07/2009 - 12:00
  • Wife dead... Check
    Money in the bank... Check

    Right! Let's fuck some whores!

    sickofcelebs Thu, 09/07/2009 - 12:00
  • If you married that inconsequntial oaf, I think you'd have paid your debt and have every right in the world to get fucked up

    crosby99 Thu, 09/07/2009 - 13:14
  • maybe there was no toilet roll left and Bianca had to "drip-dry"

    Sauce_Pot Thu, 09/07/2009 - 13:51
  • Out of jail and cash in the bank, life's looking up for him.

    dandyboy Thu, 09/07/2009 - 14:00
  • No knickers? just press your dress against yourself dear.

    Henry_McCarty Thu, 09/07/2009 - 15:02
  • Who is paying cash money to this piece of discharge to appear in things? Stop it!

    BustySinclair Thu, 09/07/2009 - 15:20
  • I always avoid pink to avoid this faux pas, hasn't she heard of panty liners, having said that and to be fair the outfit wasn't designed with "spending a penny" in mind. Who is she by the way? Kate Middleton?

    bystander Thu, 09/07/2009 - 17:16
  • ... and the fat fugly chav buried out of the way, don't forget, Dandy....

    Blartmonster Thu, 09/07/2009 - 17:23
  • Like, it's a surprise to some about the calibre and pedigree of this cunt; I mean most of us had little time for Goody, but next to this piece of inconsequential shit, she was Princess Di. This gold-digging fucker is the lowest of the low, he can't even get through a few months since she popped off before revealing his true self. Not even worth a bullet or the swipe of the ubiquitous machete.. I can't work out (apart from the obvious bank account) how any woman of self-worth would go within touching distance of the twat

    Blartmonster Thu, 09/07/2009 - 17:27
  • Classy pics.... And that is SO a piss stain - the colour and region are a dead giveaway. I would have said "you can see the class oozing out of her" but that would have just been too much...

    Blartmonster Thu, 09/07/2009 - 17:31
  • This is just cruel. Grief affects us all in different ways. In the last year he's probably been buggered senseless by soapdroppers inside HMPS, faced the loss of a loved one and had to face the sight of Jackiey Budden's minge. Give the lad some room.

    SelectiveInvective Sun, 12/07/2009 - 20:54

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