Hit the road Jack
Wed, 27/05/2009 - 09:33 by HM writer
If you thought Jack Tweed's exit from prison would be a quiet, dignified and sombre occasion then you'd have been half way there. Had you thought it would include a bus filled to the double-deck with glamour models pulling up to the prison gates to collect him then you'd be right on the money!

Fifteen of Tweed's friends have reportedly arranged for a bus to collect him from Edmunds Hill jail on Friday, when he's expected to be released, before whisking him off to the finest clubs Loughton in Essex can offer. And they've already roped in two glamour models: friend Lauren Pope and Maria Fowler.

Tweed was jailed for in April for assaulting a cab driver while he was on suspended sentence for attacking a teenager with a golf club. He is expected to serve half of his 12 week sentence due to good behaviour.

And despite rumours that Tweed was afraid Boy George would bum him in prison after they bumped into each other in the shower (Boy George was jailed for falsely imprisoning a male escort), it's now being claimed that the pair will team up to form a DJ double act. Venues and dates are yet to be confirmed.

And who wouldn't pay good money to see that?

Meanwhile, Tweed is set to DJ at Gants Hill nightclub Faeces Faces...

  • The face you could never tire of repeatedly punching....

    Blartmonster Mon, 03/08/2009 - 11:12
  • The face you could never tire of repeatedly punching....

    Blartmonster Mon, 03/08/2009 - 11:12

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