Jack Tweed's hand seems to have swelled to over double its normal size from what we can only assume must be grief. Jack, leaving the St Martin's Hotel in the early hours with a mystery blonde lady, held his giant hand in the air to show his distress before it inevitably weighed him down. We decided to call someone who could possibly become a doctor, on behalf of Tweed, to see if it is indeed possible for a bereft hand to swell and what, if anything, can be done to reduce the size.