"I was laying on a sunbed outside my apartment and talking out loud, saying 'Jade, you told me to call you and I am but you don't answer' and just then the clouds started moving and from the side of one of them I saw two faces looking down on me - it was Jade, totally clearly,"
"She was beaming down and her hand was up as if she was waving. Her head was still bald but she looked so happy."
Then, Jade popped in and wrote a message on a mirror.
"I was coming home one evening and noticed my bathroom window was steamed up even though I'd been out,"
"Then I saw in the steam was written 'Light a candle for me Mum'. Now I have a candle by my front door lit every night so Jade knows I'm always thinking of her."
Psst Jackiey - That isn't called visiting - it's called haunting.
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If you look carefully, you can see a big, fat, bald, minging head shape in the clouds.
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... funny how Jacks just about to get out of the clink and it all starts again isnt it!
Yes, Jackiey, I am positive that the ethereal spirit of your dead daughter has the physical substance to write a message on your bathroom window, and the elemental powers necessary to move and shape clouds.
It is highly unlikely that you were drinking a cocktail whilst on your sun lounger, or that the hard drug addiction that you nursed for many years would cause you to have imagined either of these events.
It's also totally unthinkable that you would fabricate these ghostly 'happenings' in order to further cash in on your daughter's death....
Jackie, that's what MDMA does to you - you see slapheads appearing in the clouds and next thing you know, your sunlounger starts sinking into the earth....
Christ on a bike.
Lay off the Domestos, love
As if Jade could read and write when she was alive, anyway.