Now I'm no doctor (and have never posed as one and wandered around gynaecological wards in a white coat and rubber gloves, officer) but it seems to be that losing nearly four stone in a month isn't the result of a balanced diet. Rather than watching the odd calories here and there and exercising sensibly, this level of weight loss would rarely be seen outside a Japanese prisoner of war camp.
It hardly seems likely that Janet is a beacon of common sense when it comes to healthy weight loss, so this must be the reason that the publishers have announced that the book will never see the light of day? A publishing 'insider' (a figure completely made up by a desperate reporter) told the national Enquirer (a magazine entirely staffed by desperate reporters),
"It has been postponed indefinitely. It was a mutual decision."
Of course it was. Because Janet's no diet guru. And it doesn't help that she now looks like Vicky Pollard in a fright wig.
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COMMENTS (1)
My friend at HCG weight loss Seattle would have loved to have read the book I it ever got made. I’m pretty sure Janet Jackson must have had surgery, no way could she lose that much weight and still eat, plus the Jacksons like surgery don’t they lol?