'Especially For You' was easily one of the worst singles of all time. It was like being buried in a tomb filled with shit and lollypops. But there is a very real risk that an even worse version could be unleashed on the record-buying public like a rabid dog being shot out of a cannon built from bruised testicles and rotten teeth.

Proving that bad things happen in threes, Jason is going back to the piss-drenched scene of the crime and is roping in Martine 'Where's My Career?' McCutcheon (his co-star in TV prolapse Echo Beach) to take the role of Kylie.

Maybe Jason had too much coffee again and his brain has splintered into one thousand arse-shaped fragments.

To get a single like this out, the idea will have to go through several people (the actual 'singers', their managers/agents, the record company, the producer, the video director etc.). Is no one in this chain going to be brave and sane enough put up their hand and question the point and the purpose of this?

The world is teetering on the brink of economic ruin. We need cheering up. What we don't need is two washed up 'singers' snapping hungrily for another bite at the fame cherry.

It's like being told your dog has died and then being told your parents have died.

by HorseWorm