Jennifer Aniston must be bored of defiantly pretending to be happily single, as rumours abound that she's attending to unfinished business with her ex John Mayer.

They were spotted out at a concert in Boston and according to Us Weekly:

"It was a very public date."

What a coupling. A man who's boned half the A list and a woman whose romantic history is a metaphorical graveyard.

So well documented is Aniston's desperate search for someone to impregnate her, that if you flip open a box set of 'Friends' the rancid stench of desperation hits you like a mallet round the head.

"Give me a baby!" she silently shrieks through thousands of dollars worth of gritted dental work. Listen carefully and her ovaries are humming 'I'll be there for you'.

FACT (not really).

They are clearly perfectly suited: Mayer needs a regular celebrity shack up to keep him and his execrable music in the papers, who he can dump after three months, and she's a clingy idiot frantically trying to get pregnant.

Seems to us all there needs is for a pill packet to go missing accidentally on purpose and everyone's happy…

 

by Lou Lou