It looks as though when it comes to stalkers Jennifer Garner has managed to pluck one of the craziest from the cuckoo barrel. Steven Burky (crazy name, etc) was yesterday made the subject of a permanent restraining order against the actress, so no matter how much he pleads that he is reformed he will be unable to send her his pubic hair in an envelope.

Burky has appeared magically on Garner's film sets (memorably once in her trailer), hanging around outside her home and even at personal appearances, even though he's almost certainly seen the stinker that was 'Daredevil'. Most chilling of all are the notes he wrote to the star, which reveal the inner workings of a mind on the edge.

 

"Almost not a day has gone by when I have not written or talked aloud of my love for you, but I don't know if you were ever allowed to hear it."

 

Presumably he'd know if she'd heard him talking aloud, unless he was shouting at her house through a megaphone. In one email to a crew member on a movie he warned of a terrible vision that his fevered brain had conjured up.

 

"The vision shows that a persecution may take place in broad daylight against Jennifer Garner for her faith in Jesus Christ. The vision showed Mrs. Garner surrounded by a mob in public. It also involves the possible emergence of a dark secret in America. The presence of illicit witchcraft going on in this country, and illicit sacrifices."

 

Right... Jennifer being persecuted in public? Well, she already knows about the cursed, twisted underbelly of US society. She did sleep with Ben Affleck, after all - more of whom we shall see later.

 

by Ian McShane