Love, You've Lost A Ring
Thu, 18/12/2008 - 01:00 by chrisns
Rumours persist about the state of the marriage between Jennifer Lopez and husband Marc Anthony, mostly because they look so miserable whenever they are spotted out together. They've solved that problem by mostly going out on the town with other people, with Marc starting the trend in November by popping out with various assorted women (including his 'friend' Eva Longoria) whilst forgetting to wear his wedding ring.

Well as Bobby Brown, one of the wisest men in history once said 'Two can play at that game', because it was Jennifer's turn to appear in front of the cameras alone this week at the premiere of 'The Curious Case of Benjamin Button' in LA, with no sign of the three thousand-year-old cadaver beside her.

 

She looked stunning in a wonderful figure-hugging white gown, sensational hair and surprisingly wavy hands, meaning that every photographer in a ten mile limit got to see clearly that she had forgotten her wedding ring as well. Fancy that! What a forgetful pair they are. It's clearly not true that the pair are in the process of splitting as a representative for Marc Anthony denied it (forgetting to mention the missing rings) but issuing the unequivocal statement,

 

"They are doing great. No further comments."

 

Of course they're doing great. Imagine how many cash-gathering 'My Love Split' magazine covers they can appear on in the future?

by Ian McShane

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