Boyfriend of the month
Tue, 14/07/2009 - 10:54 by HM writer

Jessica Simpson was dumped by her callous boyfriend, NFL star Tony Romo, the very day before her special Barbie and Ken bash to celebrate her 8th 29th birthday. What a total bastard!

Jessica Simpson immediately canceled her party, presumably because she no longer had a Ken and Barbie couldn't go all by herself. But the brave singer took to her Twitter page to write:

Barbie party didn't happen, but I turned 29 and feel like I am on top of the world yelling I LOVE GETTING OLDER!

She later added, profoundly:

Everyone needs to know that hope floats...grab the strings and pull it back to you... Falling asleep with my mom and the dogs. Please, Lord, give all of my beautiful fans, friends, enemies, and family rest. Bring all of us peace.

The pair began dating in November 2007 after Romo admitted that Simpson was his celebrity dream crush.

A source close to Romo claimed the split was inevitable and was "a long time coming."

And judging by the photos of them together, it was never going to last...

  • Enemies? Does anyone really give a flying fuck about this nonentitiy? Enough of a one to class her as an enemy? Enough to have her garotted, mutilated, fed to sharks and then shitted into Michael Portillo's mouth?

    dandyboy Tue, 14/07/2009 - 14:07
  • What a shock. They look so happy in all the pictures. So much for the camera never lying.

    big daddy c Tue, 14/07/2009 - 11:49
  • Tony Romo plays NFL not soccer, you stupid nose-picking ringpieces.

    gagged Tue, 14/07/2009 - 11:15
  • Tony Romo plays NFL not soccer, you stupid nose-picking ringpieces.

    gagged Tue, 14/07/2009 - 11:15
  • What a shock. They look so happy in all the pictures. So much for the camera never lying.

    big daddy c Tue, 14/07/2009 - 11:49
  • Enemies? Does anyone really give a flying fuck about this nonentitiy? Enough of a one to class her as an enemy? Enough to have her garotted, mutilated, fed to sharks and then shitted into Michael Portillo's mouth?

    dandyboy Tue, 14/07/2009 - 14:07

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