Star magazine reported this week that on a recent shopping trip she decided to visit that Mecca of high-end haute couture Niketown, the Nike shop that sells everything Nike for lovers of the Nike brand.

 

To be fair she knew exactly what she wanted as she strode confidently up to the counter and asked the shop assistant for help.

 

"Jessica asked the sales associate helping her where the Adidas sweat pants were. The guy thought she was joking."

 

No, he probably thought she was an idiot. Expect to see her ordering a Big Mac in the bank any time soon.

 

by Ian McShane

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