Give your retinas a real treat
Wed, 27/05/2009 - 08:04 by Mr. HM
Beauty, philosopher and anthropologist Jodie Marsh has put her race for the Nobel prize on hold and decided to become a bodybuilder instead. Seriously.

Speaking exclusively to Now Magazine, Jodie tells the world about her new fitness regime, which involves going to the gym at least twice a week for 6 (six) months. Two times a week?! Hardly pushing the boat out!

Jodie has dropped 3 (three) dresses. Oh sorry, three dress sizes and is now a 6/8. She somewhat naively suggests she is planning to lose another half a stone and build up even bigger muscles. As any fule knows muscle weighs about a third more than fat, so any fat she replaces will inevitably cause her to actually gain weight.

"Within two weeks, I had definition in my stomach,"

"As I saw my body changing, I really liked my muscles and as Tim (her personal trainer) is a body builder it just went from there."

Jodie's gruelling bodybuilding regime also consists of walking her dog, sex and dancing in nightclubs.

Arnie must be shitting himself.

  • Jodie showed off her new look in a photo-shoot for this week’s New! Magazine With her toned arms and the rippling muscles in her back, she looked completely different to her former glamour model self.
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    Andy11 Sun, 15/11/2009 - 12:16
  • So much for her philosophy... she discovered, I guess, that the essence of life stays in bodybuilding and steroids. Lets all start weightlifting and we will be happy!!!!

    AliceWonderland Wed, 04/11/2009 - 01:59
  • How strong Jodie Marsh body now?

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    hpp Sat, 31/10/2009 - 09:23
  • Well she has a lot of potential, I think she would do just great on bodybuilding. She really did an interesting turn on here career... Well Jodie, if you need any help you can always find steroids for sale to help you have a promising start.

    ronny Tue, 13/10/2009 - 10:34
  • nothing can disguise the fact that she is a skanky fucker.

    elbow Tue, 02/06/2009 - 06:42
  • she looks awesome

    ruselldog1 Wed, 27/05/2009 - 20:44
  • Owww, my eyes!

    Mr Beefy Wed, 27/05/2009 - 16:07
  • She does look better with brown hair and less makeup. Rotten body though, and the prison tatts do her no favours either.

    BustySinclair Wed, 27/05/2009 - 13:39
  • She's so strong! Grrrrr!

    blaxa Wed, 27/05/2009 - 13:39
  • How come no one in this vile wowan's environment has ever plucked up the courage to tell her that the more things like that she does, the further she sinks and the more people hate her....

    kermits Wed, 27/05/2009 - 09:14
  • Her cock will shrink doing all that caper.

    kwebb Wed, 27/05/2009 - 08:59
  • thats really fucking horrible

    ashmaceyn Wed, 27/05/2009 - 08:49
  • Oh dear

    dickmarsh Wed, 27/05/2009 - 08:30
  • Oh dear

    dickmarsh Wed, 27/05/2009 - 08:30
  • thats really fucking horrible

    ashmaceyn Wed, 27/05/2009 - 08:49
  • Her cock will shrink doing all that caper.

    kwebb Wed, 27/05/2009 - 08:59
  • How come no one in this vile wowan's environment has ever plucked up the courage to tell her that the more things like that she does, the further she sinks and the more people hate her....

    kermits Wed, 27/05/2009 - 09:14
  • She's so strong! Grrrrr!

    blaxa Wed, 27/05/2009 - 13:39
  • She does look better with brown hair and less makeup. Rotten body though, and the prison tatts do her no favours either.

    BustySinclair Wed, 27/05/2009 - 13:39
  • Owww, my eyes!

    Mr Beefy Wed, 27/05/2009 - 16:07
  • she looks awesome

    ruselldog1 Wed, 27/05/2009 - 20:44
  • nothing can disguise the fact that she is a skanky fucker.

    elbow Tue, 02/06/2009 - 06:42
  • Well she has a lot of potential, I think she would do just great on bodybuilding. She really did an interesting turn on here career... Well Jodie, if you need any help you can always find steroids for sale to help you have a promising start.

    ronny Tue, 13/10/2009 - 10:34
  • How strong Jodie Marsh body now?

    body building supplements

    hpp Sat, 31/10/2009 - 09:23
  • So much for her philosophy... she discovered, I guess, that the essence of life stays in bodybuilding and steroids. Lets all start weightlifting and we will be happy!!!!

    AliceWonderland Wed, 04/11/2009 - 01:59
  • Jodie showed off her new look in a photo-shoot for this week’s New! Magazine With her toned arms and the rippling muscles in her back, she looked completely different to her former glamour model self.
    sports supplements

    Andy11 Sun, 15/11/2009 - 12:16

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