
Poor snake
Sun, 28/06/2009 - 10:29 by Mr. HM
Here we see a slimy, cold-blooded, beady eyed snake in a photo opportunity alongside a boa constrictor.
Yes it's Holy Moly favourite Jodie Marsh showing the world exactly what it takes to be a high flying mover & shaker in celebritydom. Turn up at a club in Dublin with your RIDICULOUS tits hanging out.
That's it.
What's Jodie up to at the moment? Is she still a lesbian on the hunt for a sperm donor playboy model married lesbian bodybuilder royal pain in the arse?
There's nothing left for her to try is there? Apart from putting the male population off breasts and coming up with a potent snake deterrent - her boat race.
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I think I'm in Love! What a pair of Knockers! ......Damn snakes UGH!
heers, Daddyoh
http://nationalspectator.com
Or a fat cock crammed up it.
If it's her anus Kerm,she seriously needs some anusol.
Jodie, I'm not sure I'm looking at your anus or your mouth on that very first picture.Would you clarify please?
big daddy is very wise so do us a favour and take his advice.
...or the revenue stream ?
and where would be the fun it that?
Here's a thought. She only has a "career" because people like you write about her. If nobody publicised her appearances, the people who book her to appear would stop and she would, to all intents and purposes, cease to exist. Which means you wouldn't be compelled to write about her.
And the same goes for all the other publicity-seeking oxygen thieves (you know who you are Paris Hilton, Peaches and Pixie Geldof, anyone who's ever been on Big Brother, etc.).
There are enough moronic no-marks who actually do something - like act, sing or play football - for us to enjoy hating/laughing at, without having to waste time on all the other celebrity twats who are just famous for being famous.
Here's a thought. She only has a "career" because people like you write about her. If nobody publicised her appearances, the people who book her to appear would stop and she would, to all intents and purposes, cease to exist. Which means you wouldn't be compelled to write about her.
And the same goes for all the other publicity-seeking oxygen thieves (you know who you are Paris Hilton, Peaches and Pixie Geldof, anyone who's ever been on Big Brother, etc.).
There are enough moronic no-marks who actually do something - like act, sing or play football - for us to enjoy hating/laughing at, without having to waste time on all the other celebrity twats who are just famous for being famous.
and where would be the fun it that?
...or the revenue stream ?
big daddy is very wise so do us a favour and take his advice.
Jodie, I'm not sure I'm looking at your anus or your mouth on that very first picture.Would you clarify please?
If it's her anus Kerm,she seriously needs some anusol.
Or a fat cock crammed up it.
I think I'm in Love! What a pair of Knockers! ......Damn snakes UGH!
heers, Daddyoh
http://nationalspectator.com