Scientists should figure out a way to bottle this and pass it onto soldiers at war, replacing those pesky Bromide tablets.
Just one whiff of this and it would take some mini scaffolding, plaster of paris and splints to create any form of erection for our brave troops.
Prepare to lose you lunch...
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Jodie Marsh returns to the public eye and promptly pokes it out
Cheeky Girls celebrate their 27th Birthday in Dublin
Jodie Marsh claims Katie Price can't horse ride and is thick as shit
Jodie Marsh claims Katie Price can't horse ride and is thick as shit
Look what they've done to themselves! A gallery of bad celeb tattoos
Big Brother winner Pete Bennett gets married, amazing photos
P Diddy pays tribute to Notorious BIG by acting like an absolute cockend
Peaches Geldof and Eli Roth continue their thinly-veiled bout of self validation
Ronnie Wood visits the country with girlfriend, look like murderers
Jennifer Aniston & Gerard Butler get sexy for W Magazine ahead of Bounty Hunter release
Elton John's Oscar party, posh looks drunk, Cowell's breasts
Chanelle Hayes still pregnant, goes out with Robbie Coltrane
Take That's Mark Owen gets busted for 10 affairs
Daisy Lowe slips into a swimsuit and pair of hot-pants for Louis Vuitton bag campaign
X Factor's Rachel Adedeji gets the Holy Moly Interrogation
Katie Price sends saucy texts to Brazilian toyboy Andre Pinto
X Factor's Lucie Jones gets a Holy Moly Interrogation
When Holy Moly met JLS
How much is your sex tape worth?
What is so damn great about Blighty?
COMMENTS (2)
nice pics jodie, proof that you really can polish a turd
I think men are prol intimidated by be confronted by a Pete Burns clone who talks COMPLETELY IN UPPERCASE RIGHT IN YER FACE, not the sex bit at all.