Joseph Jackson gives another tasteless press conference

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What a piece of work
Tue, 30/06/2009 - 06:50 by Mr. HM
Michael Jackson's father gave another press conference yesterday. Do you think he a) wiped tears from his eyes as he paid a glowing tribute to his son and paymaster or b) tried to make out the world were interested in his new blu-ray record label? Oh you clever things...

Yup - The opening minute or so of this clip is amazing.

This guy, who no-one has given the time of day to before (probably because of all the accusations of violence and abuse thrown at him by his kids) can now call a press conference at the drop of a hat and the press will stream it live just incase he has anything to say about Michael.

Well yes, he'll get to that when he's good and god damn ready.

HHRRNNK! AN IMPORTANT SCIENTIFIC EXPERIMENT

Joseph jackson has a very strange face - that much is true. He is a walking photoshop filter, as our uncanny scientific experiment shows (pics ^^ up there ^^)

To all my fellow mac users, you too can create your own Joseph Jackson by opening photo booth, snapping a pic of yourself and putting it through the "dent" filter. Uncanny.

R.I.P., Michael Jackson

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  • I don't care what you say, I loved his "Steppin' Out" single

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  • I love the tattooed on eyebrows ,mustache and the diamond ear ring.
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