Yup - The opening minute or so of this clip is amazing.

This guy, who no-one has given the time of day to before (probably because of all the accusations of violence and abuse thrown at him by his kids) can now call a press conference at the drop of a hat and the press will stream it live just incase he has anything to say about Michael.

Well yes, he'll get to that when he's good and god damn ready.

HHRRNNK! AN IMPORTANT SCIENTIFIC EXPERIMENT

Joseph jackson has a very strange face - that much is true. He is a walking photoshop filter, as our uncanny scientific experiment shows (pics ^^ up there ^^)

To all my fellow mac users, you too can create your own Joseph Jackson by opening photo booth, snapping a pic of yourself and putting it through the "dent" filter. Uncanny.

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WAIT! THERE'S MORE!

• Move over We Are The World...
• Joe Jackson demands some of Michael Jackson's money
• Michael Jackson's concert movie premiere goes VEGAS baby!
• Michael Jackson's concert movie gets it's UK premiere
• Record Company woefully overestimate interest in Michael Jackson's new song.