What is there left to say about Kanye West? The usual adjectives such as 'idiotic' and 'shameful' have already been used in great numbers, so make up your own by watching this clip of a man who clearly believes himself to be a little bit Voltaire, a little bit Jonathan Swift and a large percentage Barry Chuckle.

Kanye has now put his name to a new range of footwear. No doubt shortly there'll be the 'Kanye Shoe Polish' ('You know it works because I says it works') and the 'Kanye Shoe Horn ('You use this to squeeze the heels into the shooooes'). Then hopefully there'll be the haemorrhoid cream, to ease the pain when he finally gets that massive head out of his own arse.

 

So sit back and enjoy the sight of a global superstar trying to be funny, despite the fact that his brain doesn't seem to be working properly at the moment (it's all broken synapses flashing away and flashing visibly through his ears). And remember to address him as 'Martin Louis The King…Junior', a reference to a great man who had a dream rather than a little man who is a nightmare.

 

 

by Ian McShane.