unQuote of the Day
Thu, 11/06/2009 - 16:53 by HM writer
French designer Karl Lagerfield is still slagging off Heidi Klum just weeks after he called the Victoria's Secret model too fat for the catwalk. You bitch, Karl! But now the po-faced misery has gone too far by making an ignorant comment about Seal, Heidi's husband, and his skin...
Karl, who has his fashion own label after he began working for Chanel, whined about Heidi:
I don't know her. Claudia Schiffer doesn't know her. She was never in Paris, we don't know her.
For someone who doesn't know her, he seems to go on about her an awful lot. And also knows that she's married to Seal.
He added:
I am no dermatologist but I wouldn't want his [Seal] skin. Mine looks better than his. He is covered in craters.
No you're right, you're not dermatologist because if you were, you'd now that those weren't acne scars but the result of suffering from discoid lupus during his childhood (yeah, we looked it up) which also results in hair loss.
TWAT.
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Karl Lagerfeld lost all credibility in Paris when Alexander McQueen and John Galliano kicked his arse out the door! I can tell you how uncool Karl Lagerfeld is. My dad wears one of his aftershaves that he bought on a cross channel ferry on a whim - and it is called "Karl Largerfeld PHOTO" in calculator looking letter font on the box. It was reduced to £8.50 along with Jumbo Toblerone. The minute my dad buys your shit - your finished. Take note Mr Joop, Mr Kouros and Mr Slazenger Sport.
He is a truly miserable, cadaverous old shitbag. And sunglasses indoors just makes him a bigger cunt.
The only reason that Karl is still in Paris is that even the fucking Wehrmacht wouldn't have him and left him there after they fucked off back to Berlin in '44. He also looks like he's wearing my old school blazer with all those badges I used to have - "My best mate is a cunt", "Fashion designers are cunts", "Rock Against Racism - the BNP is full of cunts"
And Karl, you're not French, you're German you twat. Since when Lagerfeld was a French name eh? Beside, who still wear a ponytail in 2009? goes to show you know a lot about fashion don't you. I feel a certain sourness towards Seal & Klum- possibly fuelled by your non existent sex life perhaps?
He DOES doesn't he?! No wonder Home James went under.
Karl, you look like Helen Daniels off Neighbours. And she's been dead a decade...
*sings* "Heidi Klum! Ooooooh Heidi Klum - she's undone..."
Fuck off Karl, you pointless, two-dimensional ghoul. I hope yours is one of the many scalps taken by the global financial crisis.
I wouldn't pick a fight with Seal, and I'm no desiccated midget wearing my Dad's suit.
I wouldn't pick a fight with Seal, and I'm no desiccated midget wearing my Dad's suit.
Fuck off Karl, you pointless, two-dimensional ghoul. I hope yours is one of the many scalps taken by the global financial crisis.
*sings* "Heidi Klum! Ooooooh Heidi Klum - she's undone..."
Karl, you look like Helen Daniels off Neighbours. And she's been dead a decade...
He DOES doesn't he?! No wonder Home James went under.
And Karl, you're not French, you're German you twat. Since when Lagerfeld was a French name eh? Beside, who still wear a ponytail in 2009? goes to show you know a lot about fashion don't you. I feel a certain sourness towards Seal & Klum- possibly fuelled by your non existent sex life perhaps?
The only reason that Karl is still in Paris is that even the fucking Wehrmacht wouldn't have him and left him there after they fucked off back to Berlin in '44. He also looks like he's wearing my old school blazer with all those badges I used to have - "My best mate is a cunt", "Fashion designers are cunts", "Rock Against Racism - the BNP is full of cunts"
He is a truly miserable, cadaverous old shitbag. And sunglasses indoors just makes him a bigger cunt.
Karl Lagerfeld lost all credibility in Paris when Alexander McQueen and John Galliano kicked his arse out the door! I can tell you how uncool Karl Lagerfeld is. My dad wears one of his aftershaves that he bought on a cross channel ferry on a whim - and it is called "Karl Largerfeld PHOTO" in calculator looking letter font on the box. It was reduced to £8.50 along with Jumbo Toblerone. The minute my dad buys your shit - your finished. Take note Mr Joop, Mr Kouros and Mr Slazenger Sport.