This whole 'Hollywood Star Just Trying To Be Normal' thing has reached a new low. First off there's Kate Winslet's skin-crawling attempts to appear as "just a normal girl amid all the Hollywood madness". Then there was Halle Berry 'spotted' by paparazzi eating a burger in a normal burger bar after her Oscar win a few years ago.

Now Kate Beckinsale has joined the 'normals' by announcing at Elton John's post-Oscar party that, "I am hoping for a Pot Noodle and a cup of tea!"

But it gets worse as Pot Noodle is planning to 'honour' this moment by creating a flavour of the inedible snack called Steak & BeckinsALE. Do you see what they did there? Do you? It's like Steak & Ale but, instead of Ale, it's BeckinsALE. Do you see? Do you?

What a load of noodle piss.

But it got us thinking: what other celebrities should have a Pot Noodle named after them?

Here are a few suggestions:

- Posh Noodle (in honour of Victoria Beckham): just has a sachet of air that you add water to.

 

- Dot Noodle (in honour of EastEnders character Dot Cotton): contains 40 cigarettes and a hair net.

 

- Pat Noodle (in honour of Pat Sharp): just a load of badly-bleached hair in a pot.

- Pitt Noodle (in honour of Brad Pitt): contains one African or Chinese orphan for you to adopt.

by HorseWorm