Please God, make it stop. Yet another female 'celebrity' (a term we use very lightly on this occasion) has jumped on the bisexual bandwagon in a desperate bid for publicity. Kate Lawler (remember her, she won a Big Brother once and collapsed in a pool of her own vomit) claims to have done the deed with a woman and everything, and it was like amazing! Cor, phwoarr, fit etc etc...

The Big Brother irritant described her time in bed with another lady as:

“Amazing, really good actually, better than some boys.

"I think girls are really beautiful, there's girls I really fancy out there like Megan Fox and Adriana Lima – I'm totally into her... But I couldn't give up boys.”

We're sure a lot of men and women are equally happy to hear that/

Next week, Susan Boyle and Hazel Blears admit to dalliances with members of the same sex...

GOOD GOD NO!