Kate Moss threw boyfriend Jamie Hince's laptop into a river during a mardy hissy-fit. But it's not all bad news - the laptop contained the only copies of Jamie's band 'The Kills' new music. Model, fashion designer and now humanitarian.

The Mirror report that the Croydon model "hurled" Jamie's "manbag" into the water while having a tiff on a weekend away in the countryside.

If the fact of owning a manbag wasn't lame enough, Jamie then squealed and leapt into the water after it - losing the last remaining shred of dignity in his bones.

The obligatory 'source' said:

"They started bickering out of nowhere and the row quickly escalated. She stalked off outside and, before he had a chance to react, Kate grabbed his bag and hurled it into the pool.

Jamie was speechless. He waded into the water to fish the bag out, and tried to resuscitate the laptop - removing the hard drive and shoving it into an airing cupboard.

Loving the mental image of Hince pulling all Kate's dryinh knickers out of the airing cupboard to make room for a sopping wet laptop.

He apparently shouted:
"Why would you do such a fucking stupid thing? You're acting like a fishwife!"

Amazing. Well, speaking on behalf of the non-deaf population of Planet Earth, Kate - we salute you.

Pics show the pair at Nice airport arriving for a sunny break from their fucking strenuous lives.