Kate Moss still annoyed by Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes

Moss Queue Bitter

Fri, 20/02/2009 - 01:00 by chrisns

Remember the good old days when Kate Moss was just a model, never gave interviews and maintained an air of aloof mystique? Those days are long gone now, after a dalliance with pasty scarecrow Pete Doherty and various idiotic appearances on YouTube with the greatest poet of our generation. Basically, Doherty broke Kate Moss and now she's giving interviews and will never be put back together again.

If only she could keep her mouth shut then we might not know what a shallow, vapid woman she is (though you could probably guess). Speaking to the 'New York Magazine' Kate revealed a perceived slight that has caused some jealousy to fester inside. For over a year now.

Last year Kate was in New York attending the Museum of Modern Art's 'Costume Institute Gala' and was made to queue up to meet the organisers like a mere mortal. Don't these people know that she's got her own Top Shop range? Fuming at having to behave like a civilian, Kate's mood was not improved when Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes arrived.

"We stood in line for an hour or something to say hello. We're going, 'I can't believe this. You can't smoke. You can't have a drink.' Tom and Katie just walked right up to the front, and we were like, 'Who the fuck are they? They're not even in fashion'."

No, they're in the Hollywood A-list, which ranks slightly above the self-important and egotistical fashion industry, a bit like the way Manchester United rank slightly above Kidderminster Rovers in the football industry.

Let it go Kate, it was a year ago for God's sake. It makes you sound like a vain, egotistical, status-obsessed bint. Oh…