
Hell Hath No Fury
Fri, 22/05/2009 - 07:37 by Mr. HM
Peter Andre better watch himself, estranged wife Katie Price landed back in the UK with two of the kids.
Today is the day both of them have indicated there will be a showdown.
Wonder if the cameras will be there... No, surely not. They wouldn't allow the media to be involved in something so private and sacred as the survival of their marriage would they?
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She's only been away a week!!! She must literally have spent every waking minute out on the sun lounger, frying. I just don't think it's ever going to be safe or good to have a natural tan THAT deep. The sad thing is, tons of teenage girls think 'glamour model' is a great career, and idolise her. Resulting in them slathering themselves in fake tan (yuk) or using sunbeds (fucking dangerous). Ugh.
You shouldn't let nobodies like Jordan get you so angry Blart... not sure how she can be compared to Pot and Hitler but feel free to make far fetched parallels.
she just went to the Maldives, there is a slight possibility this is actually a tan- i mean a real one? it's the gnashers that are worringly whiter than white....
The latter hopefully
GOOD TAN, kermits? This may be the only time I have ever called one of your comments into question, as usually you make perfect sense. That's not a good tan! That's either an inch of fakery, or one huuuuuge body-covering melanoma...
Hateful cunt right up there with Pol Pot, Hitler and Max Clifford. We all wished the worst for the other Essex gobshite, I'm sure lightning can strike twice...
I have to say she looks good on those pictures- good outfit, good shoes and good tan. But now, can we be spared with the shit and the "showdown" and all of these bollocks?
What shade of Cuprinol is that, exactly?
PLEASE can everyone stop giving a flying fuck about this?! Holds up the Larry David theory - that there's only two types of people who wear sunglasses indoors.
Blind people and assholes.
PLEASE can everyone stop giving a flying fuck about this?! Holds up the Larry David theory - that there's only two types of people who wear sunglasses indoors.
Blind people and assholes.
What shade of Cuprinol is that, exactly?
I have to say she looks good on those pictures- good outfit, good shoes and good tan. But now, can we be spared with the shit and the "showdown" and all of these bollocks?
Hateful cunt right up there with Pol Pot, Hitler and Max Clifford. We all wished the worst for the other Essex gobshite, I'm sure lightning can strike twice...
GOOD TAN, kermits? This may be the only time I have ever called one of your comments into question, as usually you make perfect sense. That's not a good tan! That's either an inch of fakery, or one huuuuuge body-covering melanoma...
The latter hopefully
she just went to the Maldives, there is a slight possibility this is actually a tan- i mean a real one? it's the gnashers that are worringly whiter than white....
You shouldn't let nobodies like Jordan get you so angry Blart... not sure how she can be compared to Pot and Hitler but feel free to make far fetched parallels.
She's only been away a week!!! She must literally have spent every waking minute out on the sun lounger, frying. I just don't think it's ever going to be safe or good to have a natural tan THAT deep. The sad thing is, tons of teenage girls think 'glamour model' is a great career, and idolise her. Resulting in them slathering themselves in fake tan (yuk) or using sunbeds (fucking dangerous). Ugh.