Peter Who?
Wed, 17/06/2009 - 10:30 by Mr. HM
Katie Price is taking a bit of a break (from what?) in Ibiza whilst estranged husband Peter Andre looks after the kids in Cyprus. As these pics show, it's just a quiet break. Just a few days in the sun to recharge the batteries in privacy. Oh wait - I got that wrong...

There are no amount of words to describe the utter fashion HORROR contained in these set of pictures. It's like some kind of gay Little Bo Peep nightmare re-imagined by Wes Craven on E.

What the fuck are they trying to stop their photograph being taken for? GYAC don't walk down the main street in Ibiza with Katie Price dressed as a porno extra if you want to retain any shred of dignity privacy you nobber!

And holy crap - those SHOES you're wearing mate - QUELLE HORROR!

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    angelove Thu, 18/06/2009 - 15:36
  • She's nicked that captains cap off the gay piece of plasticine she's holding on to. "I've got whore leave"

    TheDuke09 Wed, 17/06/2009 - 17:51
  • BAM! good one!

    Mr. HM Wed, 17/06/2009 - 15:50
  • Katie Price is clearly a genius. Look, she's invented platform slipper socks. Amazing.

    tescopop Wed, 17/06/2009 - 13:58
  • im sure she was there for her legs, i mean space reopening party...

    Sauce_Pot Wed, 17/06/2009 - 13:56
  • I don't know who is the saddest here? Jordan for buggering off to Ibiza dressed as a mairmaid or the sad fuckers such as those in the background who spend their meagre monthly wages in this ghastly place called Ibiza. If your idea of a holiday is a shitty studio in San Antonio eating fish and chips and kebabs, then be my fucking guest.

    kermits Wed, 17/06/2009 - 12:56
  • That bloke looks like fucking eraserhead

    dickmarsh Wed, 17/06/2009 - 12:55
  • Bleah. Media whore seeks solace from breakup by trawling for cock from village people rejects. She really is a vile beast indeed.

    erniemilko Wed, 17/06/2009 - 12:40
  • She's probably the ugliest fucker there, judging by that main pic... jeeeeeezus

    Blartmonster Wed, 17/06/2009 - 12:26
  • The expressions on the innocent bystanders in the background pretty much says it all. The girl in the orange sack looks terrified and the one in the denim jumpsuit (!) is clearly traumatised. Although she may have just caught her own reflection in the shop window.

    BustySinclair Wed, 17/06/2009 - 11:26
  • By definition, one of them must have more taste than the other; I'm fucked if I know (or care) which it is.

    themonkey Wed, 17/06/2009 - 10:52
  • By definition, one of them must have more taste than the other; I'm fucked if I know (or care) which it is.

    themonkey Wed, 17/06/2009 - 10:52
  • The expressions on the innocent bystanders in the background pretty much says it all. The girl in the orange sack looks terrified and the one in the denim jumpsuit (!) is clearly traumatised. Although she may have just caught her own reflection in the shop window.

    BustySinclair Wed, 17/06/2009 - 11:26
  • She's probably the ugliest fucker there, judging by that main pic... jeeeeeezus

    Blartmonster Wed, 17/06/2009 - 12:26
  • Bleah. Media whore seeks solace from breakup by trawling for cock from village people rejects. She really is a vile beast indeed.

    erniemilko Wed, 17/06/2009 - 12:40
  • That bloke looks like fucking eraserhead

    dickmarsh Wed, 17/06/2009 - 12:55
  • I don't know who is the saddest here? Jordan for buggering off to Ibiza dressed as a mairmaid or the sad fuckers such as those in the background who spend their meagre monthly wages in this ghastly place called Ibiza. If your idea of a holiday is a shitty studio in San Antonio eating fish and chips and kebabs, then be my fucking guest.

    kermits Wed, 17/06/2009 - 12:56
  • im sure she was there for her legs, i mean space reopening party...

    Sauce_Pot Wed, 17/06/2009 - 13:56
  • Katie Price is clearly a genius. Look, she's invented platform slipper socks. Amazing.

    tescopop Wed, 17/06/2009 - 13:58
  • BAM! good one!

    Mr. HM Wed, 17/06/2009 - 15:50
  • She's nicked that captains cap off the gay piece of plasticine she's holding on to. "I've got whore leave"

    TheDuke09 Wed, 17/06/2009 - 17:51
  • Have fun, find your love for free..==.millionaire chats.c/o/m== ,where is so many hot girls and sincere man are looking for their romance there. Some celebs have accounts there, and they are very attractive there.

    angelove Thu, 18/06/2009 - 15:36

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