This is a truly pitiful sight in every sense. Please can the world stop giving publicity to this cunt of a woman - and that fucking dipstick she married. None of it matters to anyone.

Off Stage Right...man looking for somewhere to park his bike.

Is that a brown bikini or has she shit herself ?

hey old perv, you still around? always lurking in the area I see... kindly fuck off please.

Shame it wasn't on an english beach, as the sand you kicked would've included broken bottles, rusty cans and the obligatory mound of dogshit!!

if i was there, i would have kicked sand in her face..

Who on earth would spend cash money on a calendar featuring an old, leathery mother of three whoring it up on some scummy looking patch of sand?

Ah, the smell of desperation and chips always makes a trip to the beach something special.

Kermits, I bet you purse your lips loads don't you, whilst tightening your pullover across your weedy chest.

Can you at least try and be funny, once, please

There's a girl at my work that has two of her shite books on her desk. Mind you, she is a thick as pig shit, ugly, orange cunt so I guess it's to be expected.

are there people out there who really buy her calendar? there is nothing remotely sexy about this wowan, let alone real. As for the crowd on the beach, this is truly the kind of muppets you see on the Ibiza beaches. Chavs the lot of them.