Loot at me!
Thu, 18/06/2009 - 11:22 by HM writer
Katie Price was putting on her usual dignified display while trying not to make a scene or draw a crowd of gawping onlookers around her as she writhed about in the sand for her new calendar...

Katie is still in Ibiza, and when she's not out on the lash and reportedly threatening to "fucking cut" a journalists face, she's lolling about in the sea on Sa Trincha beach.

She was surrounded by a load of tourists who won't be needing to purchase her new calendar she was modeling for, as most of them were busy taking photos on their phones or digital cameras and could use their pics to make their own.

Meanwhile Peter is still on holiday with the kids. So scores so far...

Pete 2 - Katie -1...

  • I would kick it in the cunt

    mike hunt Fri, 19/06/2009 - 10:51
  • This is a truly pitiful sight in every sense. Please can the world stop giving publicity to this cunt of a woman - and that fucking dipstick she married. None of it matters to anyone.

    kwebb Fri, 19/06/2009 - 07:35
  • Off Stage Right...man looking for somewhere to park his bike.

    Mr Beefy Thu, 18/06/2009 - 23:40
  • Is that a brown bikini or has she shit herself ?

    tigerstail Thu, 18/06/2009 - 23:24
  • hey old perv, you still around? always lurking in the area I see... kindly fuck off please.

    kermits Thu, 18/06/2009 - 15:24
  • Shame it wasn't on an english beach, as the sand you kicked would've included broken bottles, rusty cans and the obligatory mound of dogshit!!

    erniemilko Thu, 18/06/2009 - 14:13
  • if i was there, i would have kicked sand in her face..

    Sauce_Pot Thu, 18/06/2009 - 13:49
  • Who on earth would spend cash money on a calendar featuring an old, leathery mother of three whoring it up on some scummy looking patch of sand?

    BustySinclair Thu, 18/06/2009 - 13:42
  • Ah, the smell of desperation and chips always makes a trip to the beach something special.

    dandyboy Thu, 18/06/2009 - 13:32
  • Kermits, I bet you purse your lips loads don't you, whilst tightening your pullover across your weedy chest.

    Can you at least try and be funny, once, please

    SotC1 Thu, 18/06/2009 - 13:09
  • There's a girl at my work that has two of her shite books on her desk. Mind you, she is a thick as pig shit, ugly, orange cunt so I guess it's to be expected.

    hans moretti Thu, 18/06/2009 - 13:05
  • are there people out there who really buy her calendar? there is nothing remotely sexy about this wowan, let alone real. As for the crowd on the beach, this is truly the kind of muppets you see on the Ibiza beaches. Chavs the lot of them.

    kermits Thu, 18/06/2009 - 12:47
  • Obviously they wont be airbrushing out those lovelies in the background so that these pics can adorn hello, so what was the fuckin point of the shoot?

    elbow Thu, 18/06/2009 - 12:27
  • Obviously they wont be airbrushing out those lovelies in the background so that these pics can adorn hello, so what was the fuckin point of the shoot?

    elbow Thu, 18/06/2009 - 12:27
  • are there people out there who really buy her calendar? there is nothing remotely sexy about this wowan, let alone real. As for the crowd on the beach, this is truly the kind of muppets you see on the Ibiza beaches. Chavs the lot of them.

    kermits Thu, 18/06/2009 - 12:47
  • There's a girl at my work that has two of her shite books on her desk. Mind you, she is a thick as pig shit, ugly, orange cunt so I guess it's to be expected.

    hans moretti Thu, 18/06/2009 - 13:05
  • Kermits, I bet you purse your lips loads don't you, whilst tightening your pullover across your weedy chest.

    Can you at least try and be funny, once, please

    SotC1 Thu, 18/06/2009 - 13:09
  • Ah, the smell of desperation and chips always makes a trip to the beach something special.

    dandyboy Thu, 18/06/2009 - 13:32
  • Who on earth would spend cash money on a calendar featuring an old, leathery mother of three whoring it up on some scummy looking patch of sand?

    BustySinclair Thu, 18/06/2009 - 13:42
  • if i was there, i would have kicked sand in her face..

    Sauce_Pot Thu, 18/06/2009 - 13:49
  • Shame it wasn't on an english beach, as the sand you kicked would've included broken bottles, rusty cans and the obligatory mound of dogshit!!

    erniemilko Thu, 18/06/2009 - 14:13
  • hey old perv, you still around? always lurking in the area I see... kindly fuck off please.

    kermits Thu, 18/06/2009 - 15:24
  • Is that a brown bikini or has she shit herself ?

    tigerstail Thu, 18/06/2009 - 23:24
  • Off Stage Right...man looking for somewhere to park his bike.

    Mr Beefy Thu, 18/06/2009 - 23:40
  • This is a truly pitiful sight in every sense. Please can the world stop giving publicity to this cunt of a woman - and that fucking dipstick she married. None of it matters to anyone.

    kwebb Fri, 19/06/2009 - 07:35
  • I would kick it in the cunt

    mike hunt Fri, 19/06/2009 - 10:51

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