Kelly Brook is said to be "devastated" after being ditched from Britain's Got Talent for basically being a moron with breasts which, although it works well in the photographic medium, doesn't play so well on the TV (see the Big Breakfast for evidence).

Kelly was officially dropped because producers said that four judges didn't fit their format, but rumours persist that she just wasn't up to it.

 

But the 29-year-old will still get the £200,000 she was promised in her contract. And how devastated can you really be after getting paid £200k for three days' work?

 

Boo hoo, Kelly. We really feel your pain.