Tenuous excuse for a Kelly Brook gallery
Mon, 08/06/2009 - 17:50 by Drake Scorpio
Kelly Brook has topped a poll to be voted as having the sexiest body, according to British men, which gives us all the reasons we need for a shameless bikini gallery.

The 29-year-old model beat of stiff competition *tries not to think of Kelly Brook beating off anything else stiff* from Angelina Jolie and Megan Fox, with Cheryl Cole coming fourth in the poll in more! magazine.

Kelly also drew a whopping 40 percent of the vote for her own whoppers as British men overwhelmingly said she had the best boobs in the whole wide world.

Decide for yourselves (pics from a couple of years ago).

  • awful permagrinning, banal-chested goat

    dames Thu, 11/06/2009 - 17:12
  • Absolutely gorgeous indeed- altho the tits are starting taking a dip towards the earth...that's the problem with big mammaries, they won't stay up and perky! wayyyyyy too heavy! and OF COURSE she's going to be ahead of that sack of bones that is Cheryl Cole.

    kermits Tue, 09/06/2009 - 09:57
  • She could leave her beach towel on me at the moment

    molesworthy Mon, 08/06/2009 - 20:08
  • She is as thick as a bucket of shit

    Mr Beefy Mon, 08/06/2009 - 19:16
  • Bless. She left the price tag on her Y fronts.

    kwebb Mon, 08/06/2009 - 18:56
  • Damn you for distracting me from my work...

    big daddy c Mon, 08/06/2009 - 18:44
  • Damn you for distracting me from my work...

    big daddy c Mon, 08/06/2009 - 18:44
  • Bless. She left the price tag on her Y fronts.

    kwebb Mon, 08/06/2009 - 18:56
  • She is as thick as a bucket of shit

    Mr Beefy Mon, 08/06/2009 - 19:16
  • She could leave her beach towel on me at the moment

    molesworthy Mon, 08/06/2009 - 20:08
  • Absolutely gorgeous indeed- altho the tits are starting taking a dip towards the earth...that's the problem with big mammaries, they won't stay up and perky! wayyyyyy too heavy! and OF COURSE she's going to be ahead of that sack of bones that is Cheryl Cole.

    kermits Tue, 09/06/2009 - 09:57
  • awful permagrinning, banal-chested goat

    dames Thu, 11/06/2009 - 17:12

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