OK, she's not really whoring herself out. Not literally anyway. Kerry Katona is auctioning one of her removed breast implants to raise money for Comic Relief. The perfect gift for the person who has everything?

She said: "I have put my old implant which was removed on my MTV show watched by the nation up for auction on eBay!

 

"All the money raised will be donated to the Breast Cancer Campaign. Please click on the link (to the eBay page) to find out all about this wonderful charity, with many more pics of me and my old boobie."

 

What more could you want...

 

Auction is here.