Kiefer Sutherland
Dammit
Fri, 08/05/2009 - 06:47 by Mr. HM
The world's greatest miscarriage of justice took place recently. Kiefer Sutherland, my FATHER, handed himself in to police over allegations he head-butted some wimp of a designer in a club. He has quite clearly been framed by powers bigger than we could ever imagine.
Kiefer swears he was acting like the gallant gentleman we all know him for by standing up for Brooke Shields, who he claims was knocked down by the 'designer', who is obviously working for the Chinese.
Whatever the motives, Kiefer ended up getting charged with one count of misdemeanor assault (it's his JOB FFS!) and has to return in one month.
If found guilty, he could be looking at 22 months in prison, mainly because he's already on probation for drink driving.
And Brooke Shields walks free? There's something fishy going on here...
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