Amazing story . Not content with starring in the most gripping advertising campaign of all time ("Oh No! The Wireless connection has just broken - I'm living in 1998!") or indeed the seminal 'My Family', actor Kris Marshall has been experiencing problems with his, erm family.

Despite living with his girlfriend Kelly Eastwood for two years, Kriss had crossed over into Nescafe Gold Blend ad territory and allegedly got his neighbour up the stick.

 

Never fear though - Kriss valiantly dumped her when she told him she was pregnant and demanded a partentity DNA test.

 

News of The World claim that the neighbour is "devastated" at Marshall's demand and claims she has had no other lovers.

 

A spokesman for Kriss Marshall said, "If it turns out positive he will hold up his hands and accept his parental responsibilities." Who is this dude? Eddie Murphy?

 

Looking for a way of wasting 30 seconds? Watch this advert with an imaginary speech bubble above his head which has in big letters:

"WHICH ONE OF YOU IS YOU MY DAUGHTER?"

 

Kriss - It's good to Pork Talk