
Loco-motionless face
Tue, 07/07/2009 - 13:38 by HM writerKylie Minogue seems to have experienced temporary paralysis to her face, possibly induced by too much botox smiling. Either that or she's actually a robot, masquarading as a human for the last two decades...
Kylie was on holiday with her Spanish-born model boyfriend Andres Velencoso. The couple have been dating for eight months and Andres has already moved into Kylie's Chelsea home. Do we hear the sound of wedding bells?
Luckily Kylie's face resumed back to its normal state later on in the evening and she was smiling, laughing and nibbling on Andres' neck once more.
Dannii Minogue, take note...
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CHRIST!!
Ellectrika, you're not writing for the fucking Times.
Its a celebrity gossip site ffs.
I personally never understood the commotion about the antipodean midget - she released very average records, and before anyone blethers on about the 'genius' of "Can't get you...", for every one of those, there's a fucking "Locomotion" and "Especially for you". Average looks, if you have a penchant for androgynous, flat-chested boyish girls, and rocketed to fame for little else really. Achieved sainthood from a brush with the big C, and since then has done the square root of shite all, but still maintains this superstardom mystique. And to cap it all she's a fucking Aussie crim...
And you've used the same shot around 3 times with it zoomed in and out. *rolls eyes*
What a bitchy report!!
Of course Kylie's face is frozen in those pics - they are PHOTOGRAPHS!! They don't move!!
Any photo captures someones expression in a frozen shot. What a load of old sh*te!!
What a bitchy report!!
Of course Kylie's face is frozen in those pics - they are PHOTOGRAPHS!! They don't move!!
Any photo captures someones expression in a frozen shot. What a load of old sh*te!!
And you've used the same shot around 3 times with it zoomed in and out. *rolls eyes*
I personally never understood the commotion about the antipodean midget - she released very average records, and before anyone blethers on about the 'genius' of "Can't get you...", for every one of those, there's a fucking "Locomotion" and "Especially for you". Average looks, if you have a penchant for androgynous, flat-chested boyish girls, and rocketed to fame for little else really. Achieved sainthood from a brush with the big C, and since then has done the square root of shite all, but still maintains this superstardom mystique. And to cap it all she's a fucking Aussie crim...
Ellectrika, you're not writing for the fucking Times.
Its a celebrity gossip site ffs.
CHRIST!!
I applaud the heartfelt anti-capitalist/facist/antipodean pop dwarf sentiments heartily - just shame they're expressed in authentic frontier gibberish!
Thanks for sharing the funny picture of kylie! She is known as Australia's Madonna! Yummy! debt solutions
Standing at just under 5 feet tall, Kylie Minogue is something of an Australian sexual firecracker. Her smoldering physique, including a backside hailed by The Sun in London as "a national treasure," is magnified by a vivacious and sexually adventurous personality. personalised towels
I found this is an informative and interesting post so i think so it is very useful and knowledgeable. I would like to thank you for the efforts you have made in writing this article. I am hoping the same best work from you in the future as well. In fact your creative writing ability has inspired me. Really the article is spreading its wings rapidly...
70-630 |
70-638
Kylie looks like shite without make-up. In fact most of the female celebs do apart from Katie Price. I adore Katie Price with a passion and she looks great with or without make-up.
Apart from this appreciable blog my now expectation from you is high for a innovative & effective concept..diet solution program
Exactly what i was looking for.i was looking for this informations in various sites but i was not satisfied at all.after reaching this site i found my answers..
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Celebrities must restore their hair. They are the best character i have seen.....
i like these characters..i often search on celebrity hair transplant and hair transplant in Dubai.
Thanks for sharing dear...