Loco-motionless face
Tue, 07/07/2009 - 14:38 by HM writer

Kylie Minogue seems to have experienced temporary paralysis to her face, possibly induced by too much botox smiling. Either that or she's actually a robot, masquarading as a human for the last two decades...

Kylie was on holiday with her Spanish-born model boyfriend Andres Velencoso. The couple have been dating for eight months and Andres has already moved into Kylie's Chelsea home. Do we hear the sound of wedding bells?

Luckily Kylie's face resumed back to its normal state later on in the evening and she was smiling, laughing and nibbling on Andres' neck once more.

Dannii Minogue, take note...

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  • Kylie looks like shite without make-up. In fact most of the female celebs do apart from Katie Price. I adore Katie Price with a passion and she looks great with or without make-up.

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  • Standing at just under 5 feet tall, Kylie Minogue is something of an Australian sexual firecracker. Her smoldering physique, including a backside hailed by The Sun in London as "a national treasure," is magnified by a vivacious and sexually adventurous personality. personalised towels

    danleyvilla Tue, 30/11/2010 - 21:57
  • Thanks for sharing the funny picture of kylie! She is known as Australia's Madonna! Yummy! debt solutions

    macchizmar Tue, 30/11/2010 - 21:47
  • I applaud the heartfelt anti-capitalist/facist/antipodean pop dwarf sentiments heartily - just shame they're expressed in authentic frontier gibberish!

    erniemilko Wed, 08/07/2009 - 09:19
  • CHRIST!!

    Ellectrika Tue, 07/07/2009 - 20:59
  • Ellectrika, you're not writing for the fucking Times.
    Its a celebrity gossip site ffs.

    Henry_McCarty Tue, 07/07/2009 - 18:54
  • I personally never understood the commotion about the antipodean midget - she released very average records, and before anyone blethers on about the 'genius' of "Can't get you...", for every one of those, there's a fucking "Locomotion" and "Especially for you". Average looks, if you have a penchant for androgynous, flat-chested boyish girls, and rocketed to fame for little else really. Achieved sainthood from a brush with the big C, and since then has done the square root of shite all, but still maintains this superstardom mystique. And to cap it all she's a fucking Aussie crim...

    Blartmonster Tue, 07/07/2009 - 17:48
  • And you've used the same shot around 3 times with it zoomed in and out. *rolls eyes*

    Ellectrika Tue, 07/07/2009 - 16:14
  • What a bitchy report!!

    Of course Kylie's face is frozen in those pics - they are PHOTOGRAPHS!! They don't move!!

    Any photo captures someones expression in a frozen shot. What a load of old sh*te!!

    Ellectrika Tue, 07/07/2009 - 16:12
  • What a bitchy report!!

    Of course Kylie's face is frozen in those pics - they are PHOTOGRAPHS!! They don't move!!

    Any photo captures someones expression in a frozen shot. What a load of old sh*te!!

    Ellectrika Tue, 07/07/2009 - 16:12
  • And you've used the same shot around 3 times with it zoomed in and out. *rolls eyes*

    Ellectrika Tue, 07/07/2009 - 16:14
  • I personally never understood the commotion about the antipodean midget - she released very average records, and before anyone blethers on about the 'genius' of "Can't get you...", for every one of those, there's a fucking "Locomotion" and "Especially for you". Average looks, if you have a penchant for androgynous, flat-chested boyish girls, and rocketed to fame for little else really. Achieved sainthood from a brush with the big C, and since then has done the square root of shite all, but still maintains this superstardom mystique. And to cap it all she's a fucking Aussie crim...

    Blartmonster Tue, 07/07/2009 - 17:48
  • Ellectrika, you're not writing for the fucking Times.
    Its a celebrity gossip site ffs.

    Henry_McCarty Tue, 07/07/2009 - 18:54
  • CHRIST!!

    Ellectrika Tue, 07/07/2009 - 20:59
  • I applaud the heartfelt anti-capitalist/facist/antipodean pop dwarf sentiments heartily - just shame they're expressed in authentic frontier gibberish!

    erniemilko Wed, 08/07/2009 - 09:19
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    macchizmar Tue, 30/11/2010 - 21:47
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    tommy96 Fri, 21/01/2011 - 08:05
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