Kylie was on holiday with her Spanish-born model boyfriend Andres Velencoso. The couple have been dating for eight months and Andres has already moved into Kylie's Chelsea home. Do we hear the sound of wedding bells?
Luckily Kylie's face resumed back to its normal state later on in the evening and she was smiling, laughing and nibbling on Andres' neck once more.
Dannii Minogue, take note...




COMMENTS (9)
What a bitchy report!!
Of course Kylie's face is frozen in those pics - they are PHOTOGRAPHS!! They don't move!!
Any photo captures someones expression in a frozen shot. What a load of old sh*te!!
And you've used the same shot around 3 times with it zoomed in and out. *rolls eyes*
I personally never understood the commotion about the antipodean midget - she released very average records, and before anyone blethers on about the 'genius' of "Can't get you...", for every one of those, there's a fucking "Locomotion" and "Especially for you". Average looks, if you have a penchant for androgynous, flat-chested boyish girls, and rocketed to fame for little else really. Achieved sainthood from a brush with the big C, and since then has done the square root of shite all, but still maintains this superstardom mystique. And to cap it all she's a fucking Aussie crim...
Ellectrika, you're not writing for the fucking Times.
Its a celebrity gossip site ffs.
CHRIST!!
I will not write over her garbage promo.
Important is that she must pay
for her arson by me in Cologne/Germany:
www.arson.eu.ki
And I will know which person by the police
give she money to block a criminal complaint
against msn: www.billgates.eu.ki
Living we in a new version of fascism?
NO PROFIT
AND NO PROMOTION
FOR CAPITAL FASCISTS!
Stop spouting unintelligible bollocks and fuck off.
Who and what the FUCK is that all about??
I applaud the heartfelt anti-capitalist/facist/antipodean pop dwarf sentiments heartily - just shame they're expressed in authentic frontier gibberish!