Talking to French magazine "So Foot" (no, me neither), Lily didn't hold back on any of them. God we can't wait for Lily's autobiography.

On Victoria and David Beckham:

“The Beckhams are sickening. Everyone knows Victoria is a monster. I’d rather shoot myself between the eyes than be a WAG.”

On Cheryl Cole:

“She is just a bitch. She represents everything I hate. She is stupid, superficial and as ugly outside as inside.”

Ashley doesn't get away Scott free either (who was Scott btw?):

“He is the worst, he disgusts me. He jumps on everything that moves. I am not criticising just to criticise, but I have met him several times. He is revolting.”

Football in general:

“It’s ridiculous, I hate it. Footballers aren’t there to show off in London, but to play football. Mind you, they are probably too stupid to understand that. Especially the English ones.”

We salute you Lily!

One thing though, in light of your ban on paparazzi thingy, the only recent picture anyone has of you is the one up there - which will drive us all fucking mad. Could you, y'know, take some snaps on your phone and email them to me so I don't end up going insane?

Thankyou in advance Lil (I think we've been through enough together for me to call you Lil now).