Skin And Lohan
Tue, 17/02/2009 - 01:00 by chrisns
The world has a lot to worry about at the moment what with terrorism, global warming and recession, but thankfully Lindsay Lohan has answered the question at the top of everyone's agenda. She's not on a diet and her recent weight loss is "not intentional." Phew. Makes the day a bit brighter, doesn't it?

Lindsay was speaking to Usmagazine.com, her great big head waving around on her straw-like neck like a poppy in a breeze. It seems that the fact she has been "working a lot" (I must have missed her latest movie when it went straight to DVD then bargain bin), and has "stress…and lack of sleep when I travel."

 

Perhaps if she stayed in the house for a few weeks and just shut up she'd get a bit more sleep. Don't worry though, she may have lost weight but she is still sticking to a healthy diet.

 

"I eat. I had my Big Mac yesterday from McDonald's. I eat just as much as I always have."

 

A whole Big Mac? Fat cow. Nor does the woman who can change her opinion quicker than her underwear feel that she has to lose weight for those big acting roles (she just needs to grow some talent).

 

"They've already said everything about me that they can say. And I've never really cared then. I'm my own person, and people can say whatever they want. I'm still going to be the person that I am. And I think that's so important for people in Hollywood."

 

Of course. Anyone who just wants to be themselves and stay true to their values will find Hollywood a real home from home. It's good to see that Lindsay is making just as much sense as ever, and if the weight loss continues then she has an alternative career in music. Dragging a couple of mallets up and down her ribcage - instant xylophone.

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