It's probably a sign that Lindsay Lohan's line of leggings aren't selling all that well when the mad little madam has to appear at clothing stores to promote the range, basically saying 'come stare at me but buy my shoddy wares'. Lindsay's line of clothing is named '6126' after Marilyn Monroe's birth date, though quite why a drugged-up, sex-obsessed and useless actress would be an inspiration to Lindsay is beyond me.

Sadly at this point Lindsay declared she was "feeling very fragile" and was taken into a secluded room at the back of the shop where she could try to perk herself up a bit by whatever means necessary. Probably just a nice cup of coffee. The handful of fans waited for a couple more hours and were asked by staff to remain calm as Lindsay was feeling "nervous and scared". Probably too much of that coffee, eh?

Finally she emerged, to the joy of the few people left. Then walked straight past them without saying a word (on the other side of a red velvet rope) before climbing into her waiting limo and driving away as quickly as possible from reality.

Selfish, irrational and paranoid. What could possibly make a person act in such a way?

by Ian McShane