The stresses of an early 20-something aren't what they once were; long gone are the days of waking up in a fit of panic because you haven't finished off that dissertation on epistemology of gerontological fiscal semantics or quaking in your Green Flash at the local Texaco as you buy a pack of curry flavoured ribbed geronimos. Well they are for Lindsay Lohan at least. While the grown-ups worry about economic meltdown, the inverted-weeble is also feeling the pain, but about Facebook.

Scribbling like a riled-up chav on her MySpace blog, the freckled one has ranted at the rival social networking site for disabling her account because techies at Facebook thought she was a Lohan imposter.

 

...I signed onto Facebook with my new password because someone keeps hacking into my account, and when I typed my password and 'log in' name in, a red sentence came up saying.

 

Account Disabled. Your account has been disabled by an administrator. If you have any questions or concerns, you can visit our FAQ page here.

 

"Wow! I was in shock...a note saying that it was disabled because they believe that I was a fake of myself. Genius. Here I am loving Facebook (as well as myspace-hehe) but going on Facebook to talk to some of my friends and they are thinking that I AM THE 'FAKE' OF MYSELF!!! Hahahahahaha.. at first I laughed, and then I got angry. All I can think is, WHO is running this site? and how can they just "disable" my account...

 

Maybe I am just venting, but I am also writing this blog in hopes that the people at Facebook will un-disable my account and allow me to sign in the EXACT same way it was, same friends, same emails, same 'pets' and so on...

 

Blah! Blah! Blah!

 

love love love
Lindsay Dee

 

Oy vey! rumors.. Just to clear this up.. Because I have been getting a lot of emails asking me this one question. Samantha Ronson and Lindsay Lohan (me) are NOT breaking up. xxLL

 

So, thank you Lindsay Dee for putting life into perspective for us plebeians. If you so wish you can plague her account with flesh-biting zombies here (unless this one's an imposter too) - which should be a pleasant surprise for her when the account's back up and running. LOL xxHM

 

by Therafterman