Louis Walsh was confronted by his two groupies last night and yet he still managed to put on a brave face when inside he was probably dying or screaming, "Someone get these two away from me, for fock's sake they stink!" etc, etc...

Louis was leaving the Mayfair Hotel when he was leapt upon by these nutters, the younger of the two who was wearing a t-shirt with a picture of her and Louis together form a prior meeting...

But how did she know Louis was going to be there? What was she whispering into his ear? What's in her satchel? And how grubby are her tracksuit trousers?

Terrifying...