Here comes the brainlessly bitchy quote:

"If Jermain wants her, he's welcome to her. She's not like me - she's like Woolworths."

To extend this retail metaphor further, if Chanelle is 'Woolworths', then that makes Danielle Steptoe's cart.

Dear Christ. It's like a piss having a fight with a turd over who smells the worst.

by HorseWorm

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WAIT! THERE'S MORE!

• Chantelle Houghton goes out to Funky Buddha, possibly releasing album
• Chantelle Houghton goes out to May Fair hotel, may have previously enjoyed a bit of coll
• Chanelle and Chantelle enter worst shoe awards ever and come joint first
• Jocelyn Wildenstein goes out to reclaim her look from Chantelle Houghton
• Chantelle Houghton joins Peter Andre at the Mayfair hotel

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