Sometimes you think omega-list celebrities really can't sink any lower and then Danielle Lloyd pitches up, her dead eyes spinning wildly and her idiot-hole of a mouth spewing out new strands of ridiculousness.

Here comes the brainlessly bitchy quote:

 

"If Jermain wants her, he's welcome to her. She's not like me - she's like Woolworths."

To extend this retail metaphor further, if Chanelle is 'Woolworths', then that makes Danielle Steptoe's cart.

Dear Christ. It's like a piss having a fight with a turd over who smells the worst.

 

by HorseWorm