Jordan is off to the States soon so it won't be long until she's swapping insults with the likes of Kim Kardashian and Carmen Elecktra, but for now, she's still dealing with domestic competition. This time in the form of CBB evictee Lucy Pinder.

Lucy was kicked out of the CBB house on Friday but is trying to milk her 15-minutes of fame for just a few more drops of publicity by hurling some insults towards Jordan.

 

Forget Kasparov vs Karpov, this is what will go down as the intellectual battle of the age...

 

Pinder made the mistake of inflaming the wrath of Jordan by calling her an 'orange, blonde type' to which Jordan replied by accusing Pinder of having had surgery to her nose, lips and teeth and saying that she's a "real bitch". Surgery is clearly something Jordan would never consider.........

 

Jordan also claimed: "She's a man with balls, that one. Beneath that skirt is a bloke with bollocks" - an accusation we're sure any moles with access to Google Images and the words "pinder" and "bikini" will be able to refute (here - if you're too lazy).

 

Lucy has retaliated calling Jordan "vile". She told Star magazine:

 

"You know what, Victoria Beckham summed her up in one word: Vile. That's what she is.

 

"I don't want to dignify her comments by getting into a slanging match, but I have not had a nose job or a boob job."

 

Or any other sort of job that doesn't involve taking her kit off by the looks of her CV.