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Thu, 15/01/2009 - 01:00 by chrisns
In what is a surprise to literally no one, Madonna is control freak when it comes to her love life.
She is now having counselling sessions with a it's-a-proper-religion-got-that Kabbalah rabbi to make her "less domineering" in her relationships.
Rabbi Berg is helping her with her 'tikkun' (a Hebrew phrase that translates as "repairing the world" or "perfecting the world" apparently). Sounds like a load of tikkun shit to us.
But asking Madonna to be less 'domineering' is like asking snow to stop being cold or shit to stop smelling. 'Domineering' is what she does. It's what she is.
You might as well ask her to put some clothes on.
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