The Costume Institute Gala, held at the Metropolitan Museum of Art in New York is the event that created Holy Moly's favourite picture in the world. We all remember where we were the first time our eyes lost their virginity to the sheer jaw-dropping beauty that was Johnny Borrell and Kirsten Dunst in the most amazing clothes ever created...

There was Johnny in his cowboy boots, jeans and borrowed suit jacket - along with Kirsten dressed up as a prostitute from wiki wiki Wild Wild West. Great days.

Turning up alongside Rihanna, Justin Timberlake, Jessica Biel, Kate Moss, Victoria Beckham the only person who looked a similar state was Donald Trump, we saw Madonna taking up the "stupid cow" mantle, wearing what I can only assume is the result of a cruel practical joke.

"Ohmygodyoulookhawt!"

"Really?"

"Sure! Ohmygawdmadonna, you look, like, 25!"

"Great, thanks!"

"25 shades of fucking stupid you dumb bitch"

"What was that?"

"Oh nothing. nothing darling!" *kiss kiss*

See the full gallery here