We’re not sure who advised her that playing guitar/pretending to play guitar was a good idea but they need to be sacked immediately.
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Elton John's Oscar party, posh looks drunk, Cowell's breasts
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X Factor's Rachel Adedeji gets the Holy Moly Interrogation
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When Holy Moly met JLS
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COMMENTS (5)
Soooo unattractive
Munting for team USA
IS this beast still relevant, seems like only last week she was hawking her strange old frame around the stages of the world. She just reminds me of a dinner lady these days
She couldn't stop crying after Jacko died, y'know... the rancid old fucker
Enough with the middle finger, you manky old bitch. Not cool, not clever.