Touch my baggage
Fri, 12/06/2009 - 14:42 by HM writer
It's good to see that Mariah Carey isn't living up to her decadent diva image by touching down in London for a couple of days with 23 bags of labeled luggage and several men on hold to transport them and load onto the back of a lorry...

Mariah arrived at Heathrow from New York earlier today with just enough luggage to last her through the weekend. A few were entirely dedicated to shoes (and carefully labeled so) and were carried for her majesty by five pissed off more than happy members of staff.

We hope she has enough stuff with her, but she can always pop into Primark if she runs out of clothes...

  • Of course. How else do I fund your catalogue habit?

    kwebb Mon, 15/06/2009 - 22:47
  • Kwebb takes all those empty cases so he can fill them with complimentary soaps, shampoos and sugar packets.

    BustySinclair Mon, 15/06/2009 - 07:16
  • I do this when I travel anywhere. I stick 20 odd empty suitcases on the plane but I'm too mean to pay a porter to carry them so I struggle on my own.

    kwebb Sun, 14/06/2009 - 15:03
  • Certainly no fucking humility...

    Blartmonster Fri, 12/06/2009 - 21:31
  • Just wondering if there's any grey matter stored in one of these giant suitcases too.

    kermits Fri, 12/06/2009 - 16:40
  • Just wondering if there's any grey matter stored in one of these giant suitcases too.

    kermits Fri, 12/06/2009 - 16:40
  • Certainly no fucking humility...

    Blartmonster Fri, 12/06/2009 - 21:31
  • I do this when I travel anywhere. I stick 20 odd empty suitcases on the plane but I'm too mean to pay a porter to carry them so I struggle on my own.

    kwebb Sun, 14/06/2009 - 15:03
  • Kwebb takes all those empty cases so he can fill them with complimentary soaps, shampoos and sugar packets.

    BustySinclair Mon, 15/06/2009 - 07:16
  • Of course. How else do I fund your catalogue habit?

    kwebb Mon, 15/06/2009 - 22:47

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